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On this page you'll find the details any future events we have planned and the most recent three past events. You can find details of all our previous activities in the Archive section on the menu above along with links to search the site, contact us and buy tickets.

Forthcoming Events

Below is a summary of forthcoming events, clicking each event name will provide more details.

Autumn 2025

Wednesday 19th November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Thursday 20th November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Friday 21st November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Saturday 22nd November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 2:30pm

Saturday 22nd November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Synopsis

Treasure Island is an exciting adventure story about a young boy, Jim Hawkins, who comes into possession of a secret treasure map and decides to set sail with his family and friends to find the buried treasure.

On the voyage, Jim is befriended by the ship's cook, the charming but piratical Long John Silver, who plans to lead the crew in a mutiny to steal the treasure for themselves and maroon Jim on the treasure island.

Jim must be brave and clever to outsmart the pirates, find the treasure, and return home safely.

Credits

Cast
RolePerson
Jim Hawkins Haydn Todd
Honeysuckle Trelawney Evie Todd
Henriette Hawkins Nick Pearce
Long John Silver Nick Sharp
Squire Trelawney Mike Schofield
Captain Smellit Richard Martin
Doctor Livesly Lin Bowden
Rosa Carrots Debby Ashton
Jemima Hawkins Sophie Taylor
Billy Bones Stewart White
Blind Phew Rachel Taylor
Lily Livesly Alex Holmes
Midas Wellbee Nic Harvey
Teresa Sunshine Sue Anstey
Alberta Poopdecker Gaynor Clark
Luke Warm Jenny McDowell
Cori Ander Margaret Bulmer
Shirley Knott Pat Stimson
Ben Gunn Stewart White
Annie Seedball Bethan Beebee
Della Katessen Emily Edmonds
Crew
RolePerson
Stage Manager Sarah Godsell
Sound and Lights Peter Carlin
Prompt Angie Croome
Set Design Maureen Blake
Costume
Marion Hill
Rebekah Grose
Set Construction
Steve Anstey
Maureen Blake
Front of House Manager Di Pardoe
Bar Manager Steve Anstey


Latest News

Dates For Your Diary

Committee Meeting - 16th October 2025 - The Lamb - 7.30pmReading for 'Life Sentence' - 2nd November 2025 - Parish HallReading for 'Life Sentence' - 5th November 2025 -...

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Recent Events

Details and photographs of our most recent past events can be found below. Older events may be found in the archive linked from the menu.

Spring 2025

Wednesday 14th May 2025 - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Thursday 15th May 2025 - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Friday 16th May 2025 - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Saturday 17th May 2025 - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

There will be a raffle each evening in aid of St. Peter's Hospice.

Synopsis

For four nights only we are transforming Iron Acton Parish Hall into a pub! We will perform eight very short plays to entertain you throughout the evening.  It will be a relaxed, informal setting with drinks and bar snacks on sale.  And at the end of the evening you can vote for your favourite play.  

Due to the seating arrangement for these evenings ticket numbers will be limited and so it is important to buy your tickets early to guarantee a seat!

The following plays will be performed:

  • 'The Intricate Workings of a Sherbet Lemon' by Stuart Lee
    A woman is stuck in a remote railway waiting room after her connecting train has been cancelled. She is joined by a fellow traveller who warns her about a serial killer who has been operating in these parts.
  • 'Up Close and Personal' by Anne Graham
    Roz decides to track down the woman who has obsessed her husband, to a Singles Night at a local pub.
  • 'The Granny Case' by Doc Watson
    A young woman, dressed all in black, seems to be waiting for something to happen. Then she is interrupted by the arrival of a suspicious looking man with some kind of agenda.
  • 'Two Woofs for Yes' by Neil Walden
    With the help from Psychic Ted, an animal psychic, Brenda wants to contact her dead pets in the hope that they have witnessed where her late husband has concealed the proceeds from a big robbery.
  • 'Driving Mr Diddy' by Mandy Bannon
    Margaret and Brian are on their way to their Line-dancing class when they get caught up in a getaway from a robbery.
  • 'Mrs Thrale Lays On ... Tea!' by Rob Taylor
    Mrs Thrale, the celebrated literary hostess, prepares to entertain the well known man of letters, Dr Johnson.
  • 'Vent' by Gavin Harrison
    Lisa and Derek are on a first date but Lisa is surprised to find that Derek has brought his rather strange friend along with him.
  • 'Custardy' by Neil Walden
    Following a failed robbery at a circus, Terry has taken a clown hostage. As they await the next move, the two realise that they have more in common then they first thought.

Voting Results:

Wednesday - Two Woofs for Yes

Thursday - Mrs Thrale Lays On ... Tea

Friday - Driving Mr Diddy

Saturday - 

Overall - 

Credits

Cast - Custardy
RolePerson
Terry Nick Sharp
Dave Nick Pearce
Cast - The Intricate Workings of a Sherbet Lemon
RolePerson
Man Nick Pearce
Woman 1 Jenny McDowell
Woman 2 Sarah McMahon
Cast - Up Close and Personal
RolePerson
Roz Debby Ashton
Frankie Nic Harvey
Cast - The Granny Case
RolePerson
Red Gemma Perrett
Man Stewart White
Cast - Mrs Thrale Lays On ... Tea!
RolePerson
Mrs Thrale Sarah McMahon
Dr Johnson Nick Sharp
Polly Rachel Taylor
Cast - Two Woofs for Yes
RolePerson
Physic Ted Steve Anstey
Brenda Lin Bowden
Cast - Vent
RolePerson
Derek Stewart White
Lisa Alex Holmes
Kelvin Mike Schofield
Cast - Driving Mr Diddy
RolePerson
Brian Mike Schofield
Margaret Rebekah Grose
Darren/Mr Diddy Haydn Todd
Crew
RolePerson
Producer Sarah Godsell
Lights an Sound Peter Carlin
Props and Assistant Stage Manager Alison Horner
Compere Di Pardoe
Bar Manager Steve Anstey
Front of House and Bar Team
Ann Aplin
Maureen Blake
Paul Wood
Margaret Bulmer
Di Pardoe
Godfrey Laundy
Val Laundy
Gaynor Clark
Rona and Barrie Wright
Rob Pardoe
Richard Stanway
Andy Fisher
cast
Photography Ray Bulmer
Costumes (Mrs Thrale...) Pat Stimson

Autumn 2024

Thursday 21st November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Friday 22nd November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Saturday 23rd November - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:30pm

Black Comedy

Written by Peter Shaffer
Directed for Actonians by Sue Anstey

Synopsis

Sculptor, Brindsley Miller, has ‘borrowed’ the antique furniture from his neighbour’s flat whilst he is away to impress his fiancee’s overbearing father and a wealthy art dealer who is interested in his sculptures. However, a blown fuse plunges the flat into darkness and his neighbour returns unexpectedly. Brindsley then desperately tries to return the ‘borrowed’ items before light is restored but this is hampered by unexpected visitors and events. (In an interesting reversal of light and dark conditions, the stage is dark when the flat is lit and then lit when the fuse has blown!)

Credits

Cast
RolePerson
Bamberger Nick Pearce
Carol Melkett Alex Holmes
Colonel Melkett Rob Pardoe
Brindsley Miller Joe Marshall Evans
Harold Gorringe Nick Sharp
Schuppanzigh Stewart White
Clea Rachel Taylor
Miss Furnival Rebekah Grose
Crew
RolePerson
Stage Manager Mike Schofield
Sound and Lights Peter Carlin
Prompt Di Roper-Marshall
Set Design Maureen Blake
Set Construction Steve Anstey
Props/Set Dressing
Alison Horner
Ann Aplin
Gaynor Clarke
Nic Harvey

Black Comedy

Written by Peter Shaffer
Directed for Actonians by Sue Anstey

Synopsis

It is 2008 and self-service tills have arrived in the local supermarket, bringing with them a raft of problems for the staff.

Edie reckons it's just a matter of time before there are job losses; Janice tries to concentrate on her knitting, which is a second source of income; whilst Kelly has found God and wants everyone else to join her. Suddenly there is yet another case of "till rage " in the shape of distressed customer Dawn. What follows is a bitter-sweet indictment of the advance of technology and how it has made the already difficult lives of these women much harder.

Credits

Cast
RolePerson
Dawn Jenny McDowell
Edie Di Pardoe
Janice Sarah McMahon
Kelly Sarah Godsell
Voice over Tannoy Nick Pearce
Crew
RolePerson
Stage Manager Mike Schofield
Sound and Lights Peter Carlin
Prompt Angie Croome
Set Design Maureen Blake
Set Construction Steve Anstey
Props/Set Dressing Debby Ashton

Junior Actonians Present

Wednesday 23rd October - Iron Acton Parish Hall at 7:00pm

Synopsis

A science fiction comedy set in a galaxy of differently coloured planets on the brink of war with one another

Credits

Sorry there are no credits on file for this production.

Latest News

Dates For Your Diary

Committee Meeting - 16th October 2025 - The Lamb - 7.30pmReading for 'Life Sentence' - 2nd November 2025 - Parish HallReading for 'Life Sentence' - 5th November 2025 -...

Read more...